Video 1 Dec 65,486 notes

emotionalempowerer:

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This guy is the true definition of a real man

(Source: twitter.com)

Video 1 Dec 69,620 notes

shaethebanana:

blackpromqueen:

beyoncescock:

internal-prison:

homofied:

beardset:

albearrawr:

fauxfable:

The “cereal before milk or milk before cereal” debate ends now.

This is beyond upsetting

I can’t

What kind of monster…

But that perfect cereal pour…

she’s not human

I screamed when the fork pierced the cereal

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Originally posted by fael811

(Source: youtube.com)

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Photo 1 Dec 419,415 notes scarybabe:
“cursebook:
“ hermes-is-my-homeboy:
“ yo-daddys-my-bitch:
“May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
”
10 of Pentz came thruuu ”
Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .
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hope all my...

scarybabe:

cursebook:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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10 of Pentz came thruuu

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

Video 1 Dec 62,059 notes

benofjakku:

fattynoodles:

girogirl723:

So my brother tried to pet an iguana today…

People always forget the tail….

BEGONE

Photo 27 Nov 276,032 notes hollyfleur:
“ pixelvted:
“ meowpurrnom:
“ Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!
Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup
Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite
Jolteon:...

hollyfleur:

pixelvted:

meowpurrnom:

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!

Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup
Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite
Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim
Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)
Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite
Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice
Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim
Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration
Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

fucking oh god

FUCK I WANT

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

wetmetal:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

queer-musician:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

just-artist-thoughts:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

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You’re really good at origami holy sh

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

same bitch

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

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it weighed 68.6 lbs

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free-ottawe:

cute-pluto:

my teacher is using my piece as an example for future classes because she doesnt know

How could you do it to em like that

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what-hath-science-wrought:

pomp-adourable:

tlaxxcalteca:

amuseoffirebane:

Reblogging this again because I found info!

This is 2/3 of a band called Too Many Zooz (they’re lacking their trumpeter here), the song is called ‘Flightning,’ and the genre is “brass house” (which i think they made up but hey i dig it). They have a handful of songs on Spotify and just successfully Kickstarted their first full-length album.

this song as the opening to a new anime by Shinichiro Watanabe honestly

These guys are CHARACTERS for a Watanabe anime.

I seriously love these guys, because they’re so interesting from a music-theory perspective. Their use of intense beats, syncopation, deep bass, and blaring harmonics borrows a lot from modern club music

they’re basically playing dubstep on traditional instruments. Seriously, listen to some tracks with all three of them together, and tell me that’s not what they’re doing

(Source: pianoaround)


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